MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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