she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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