her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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