Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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