Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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