I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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