Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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