I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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