my soul wont recognize me after tonight
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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