Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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