i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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