So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm sobbing to NWA
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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