You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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