Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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