Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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