So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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