I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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