i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
