i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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