At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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