..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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