im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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