I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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