it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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