About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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