that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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