i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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