Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
