Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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