How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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