i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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