you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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