if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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