The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Everyone says I win the strip club
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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