It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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