It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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