Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
