how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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