I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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