Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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