The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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