awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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