she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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