wakey wakey hands off snakey
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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