Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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