Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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