I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
