It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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