careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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