Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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