I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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