Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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