We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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