She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
operation have a gay friend backfired
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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